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| Humor & Laughter Village: 幽默笑話村: 020 |
| Men Strike Back: received from C Alan Kang |
How many men does it take to open a
beer?
None. It should be opened when she
brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to
pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a
washing machine will probably
never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than
men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things"
that allows them to stand
closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about
to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man
once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long
enough to build up the required
pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and
your wife is yelling at
the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you
let him in.
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beer?
None. It should be opened when she
brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to
pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a
washing machine will probably
never be able to support you.
------------------------------------------------------------
--------
Why do women have smaller feet than
men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things"
that allows them to stand
closer to the kitchen sink.
------------------------------------------------------------
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How do you know when a woman is about
to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man
once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long
enough to build up the required
pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and
your wife is yelling at
the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you
let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was
Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that
diminishes a woman's sex drive
by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until
they can walk down the street
with a bald head and a beer gut, and still
think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth
and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has
rested.
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Send this to a few good men who need a
laugh and to the select few
women who know this is all bull s***
anyway !
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was
Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that
diminishes a woman's sex drive
by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until
they can walk down the street
with a bald head and a beer gut, and still
think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth
and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has
rested.
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Send this to a few good men who need a
laugh and to the select few
women who know this is all bull s***
anyway !
