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| Humor & Laughter Village: 幽默笑話村: 022 |
| OLD MEN CAN STILL THINK FAST: received from C Alan Kang |
An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a
large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple
and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was
built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there
for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came
closer , he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the
women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple
and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was
built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there
for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came
closer , he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the
women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
