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Confucius on Master Key
received from Peter Fu
Confucius on Master Key
received from Peter Fu
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Woman asks: If I sleep with three men, everyone calls me a slut. But
when a man sleeps with ten women, every one calls him a real man. How
come . . . ???

Confucius replies:  "It's very simple. When one lock can be opened by
three different keys, it's a bad lock. But when one key can open ten
different locks, we call it a MASTER KEY ...."