

| Humor & Laughter Village: 幽默笑話村: 142 Confucius on Master Key received from Peter Fu |
| Confucius on Master Key received from Peter Fu |
| Woman asks: If I sleep with three men, everyone calls me a slut. But when a man sleeps with ten women, every one calls him a real man. How come . . . ??? Confucius replies: "It's very simple. When one lock can be opened by three different keys, it's a bad lock. But when one key can open ten different locks, we call it a MASTER KEY ...." |
